Under Construction

"This icon says more about me than it does about my web page"

Pupa: (7K)	Da Vinci: (4K)	Expecting: (3K)

(Man at Work) "I have a great vision that one day this page will actually be finished and complete. Please share in this delusion."
(Under Construction) "My company realized yesterday it had better make a web page for itself. Too cheap to afford the services of a professional web designer, they volunteered me to be the web person. All I can say in defense of this page's current appearance is, I'm trying. I really am."

('Under Construction') "I sincerely believe that I am an interesting and creative person.
No, really."

"You see, we haven't really come to terms with the web as an extremely fluid and dynamic information technology."

(dumptruck picture) "I update this page freqently. To indicate this fact, I'll show you a picture of one my favorite toys from my childhood.
(this dude needs de-caf) "Make no mistake! I am a MAN! This page is my territory! Please withstand the stench of my body odor long enough to look around and appreciate how utterly incompetent I am at web design."

(animated Under Construction)
"Yea, so this page isn't finished; what did you expect? But hey, isn't this animated gif totally rad? Woo-Hoo! Look at that shovel go!

"Interfacing to new technologies is a really big effort for me."
"Although it shows a man and his shovel, this icon actually represents a catch-all excuse for why my page currently looks so meagre. Surprisingly, I expect all web surfers to understand this obscure symbolism."

('!!Under Construction!!')
"I have a persistent fantasy about being able to eloquently express exactly who I am with this page of mine. Until that comes to fruition, please view my lack of expressive power as merely a temporary phenomenon."
('Area Under Construction') "Sometimes when I'm editing web pages, I pretend I'm a steam shovel moving large quantities of earth around, and I make lots of rumbling whirring heavy machinery noises."

('Under Construction')

(tools of the trade)
Bob Villa is the coolest.

(overdone underconstruction)

('Black and Yellow banner')

"I have a great vision that one day this page will actually be finished and complete. Please share in this delusion."		"My company realized yesterday it had better make a web page for itself. Too cheap to afford the services of a professional web designer, they volunteered me to be the web person. All I can say in defense of this page's current appearance is, I'm trying. I really am."

"I sincerely believe that I am an interesting and creative person. No, really."		"You see, we haven't really come to terms with the web as an extremely fluid and dynamic information technology."

"I update this page freqently. To indicate this fact, I'll show you a picture of one my favorite toys from my childhood.		"Make no mistake! I am a MAN! This page is my territory! Please withstand the stench of my body odor long enough to look around and appreciate how utterly incompetent I am at web design."

"Yea, so this page isn't finished; what did you expect? But hey, isn't this animated gif totally rad? Woo-Hoo! Look at that shovel go!

"Interfacing to new technologies is a really big effort for me."		"Although it shows a man and his shovel, this icon actually represents a catch-all excuse for why my page currently looks so meagre. Surprisingly, I expect all web surfers to understand this obscure symbolism."

"I have a persistent fantasy about being able to eloquently express exactly who I am with this page of mine. Until that comes to fruition, please view my lack of expressive power as merely a temporary phenomenon."		"Sometimes when I'm editing web pages, I pretend I'm a steam shovel moving large quantities of earth around, and I make lots of rumbling whirring heavy machinery noises."

		Bob Villa is the coolest.